Mataeo Smith
UpdatedSun, July 19, 2026 at 6:01 AM UTC
Russian despot Vladimir Putin wants to live forever, and he’s been relentless in achieving that dream
With a $26.8 billion scheme involving his daughter, printed pig organs, a hidden mountain hideout, and mutant “youth-extending” strawberries, the 73-year-old authoritarian is attempting to become immortal
Putin, who supports revitalizing deer blood baths, has directed state physicians and scientists to prioritize human longevity as a national goal
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Putin and his two dictatorial friends, Kim Jong-un and Xi Jinping, were caught contemplating immortality in public on a hot mic in September 2025. The deranged trio was captured on camera talking about how biotechnology would soon allow people to live to be 150 years old. Putin, upset, even added that we might “perhaps even achieve immortality” through repeated organ transplantation
The Kremlin is now taking the spine-tingling audio seriously. The Russian government announced in April that its researchers were working on a gene therapy treatment to slow cellular aging
According to the Wall Street Journal, Moscow established a department called “New Health Preservation Technologies” and allocated $26.8 billion to it
To help achieve longevity, Russian state scientists have so far focused on two important technologies. The first is the 3D printing of living tissue, or bioprinting
Professor Yevgeny Rogaev, 65, is in charge of this endeavor and has pledged to use anti-aging technologies to save 175,000 lives by 2030
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The second involves growing human organs in animals like mini-pigs-so far, only the porcine breed-because they are thought to be genetically compatible with humans
Even a mouse thyroid gland and human cartilage tissue have been bioprinted by Russian scientists collaborating with Putin’s government organizations
By 2030, they want to replace all human organs. At Sirius, Putin has even been making “youth-extending” strawberries. He examined the genetically modified fruit late last year, which is said to contain twelve times the typical amount of quercetin, an antioxidant thought to have anti-aging qualities. He thinks it will increase his testosterone, which will benefit his long, happy life and sexual potency.
